Simmer down lads. Episode five of the coolest podcast around is a paean to the fairer sex as we assess the merits of a trio of vinyl throwbacks from Girlschool, Vixen and Phantom Blue.

An inferior outfit might be tempted to hail the majesty of these rock goddesses by souring the airwaves with an invective of sexism and smut, but that’s not our way, Jose. Our wives insisted not a single double entendre so we aren’t going to give them one.